PROTOCOL: KEEP THE COLLECTION ATTACHED TO THE FAMILY
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Buy · sell · trade · without the folklore

Consignment that survives a change of ownership.

This page is parody commentary on a public brick-franchise saga. For actual buy/sell/trade, use the independent stores we advertise.

Mime at a consignment counter with one ledger

House rules

  • One set of books. Hammond audits the other two into air.
  • Ownership stays with the consignor until a sale posts. Gaston shrugs only at sold stickers.
  • If the store rebrands at 11 a.m., the inventory walks with the family, not the pin.
  • We do not need guns because a YouTuber was released. We need a receipt.
  • Zero percent royalty to a name that can be peeled off a window.
Real counter: Reckless Bricks Real counter: Cosmic Critter
Myth from the mapLEGOLLYMINE gesture
“Corporate taking over is the last resort. We never do that.”We never take over. We absorb by mime, which is worse and funnier.
Three ledgers, three values.The Silent Brick keeps one tray. Marceau keeps the window pane.
Made whole / deposit not arrived / paid two days ago.Officer Deburau sweats at the watch until the wire is visible.
Locator count 307 → 306 at 1 a.m.We print the deleted pin as a commemorative SKU.
Six percent or $500 a month for a name.Mimeless Ben’s intern rate: zero percent and a dropped mic.

Inside jokes reference public reporting and thebammap.com updates (Sarasota / Tucson openings, town-hall quotes, FDD tables). This site does not sell real franchise rights and is not counsel.