Retail addendum to the Corporate Dossier
Legally Mime stepped back from a contested map trademark and rebranded the designation into the Bad Ass Mimes Foundation. This store is the Foundation’s joke that grew shelves.
The 2026 convention produced three co-chairs now stocking this aisle: Abram Mimewell, Gary Winthorpe, and Aman Duh. Mimeless Ben remains on intern hours, mapping frequencies and dropping mics near the minifig bar.
Tucson opened as Reckless Bricks on a former Southeast Tucson pin. Sarasota left a locator at 1 a.m. and opened at 11 as Cosmic Critter Toys. We treat both as living stores, not exhibits. Read the receipts on thebammap.com if you want the non-mime version.
Satire. For official Silent Partner proclamations see legallymime.com/dossier. LEGOLLYMINE does not file FDDs and does not operate American Fork traffic stops.
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